Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Aren't you embarrassed?

Craig and I were at Wal-mart the other day. It's a long story, but needless to say, we weren't happy about it. Our worst fears were confirmed when we saw this car parked in front of us.





Oh wait... what is that library book in the window?





Oh, good. It's "Succubus on Top." I totally agree with Vicki- no other succubus will do!

PS Love the outfit.

13 comments:

Ming said...

I don't even know what succubus means. I think I'll look it up.

Kristin said...

That makes it all the better. Check it out here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus

Ming said...

Alright here's what Wikipedia had to say: "A Succubus (plural succubi) is a demon who takes the form of a beautiful woman to seduce men,[1] in dreams to have sexual intercourse, according to the medieval European legend. Their male counterpart is the incubus. They draw energy from the men to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion or death of the victim.[citation needed] One such story[2] relates to a man in the town of Coblenz, who has been bewitched by a succubus, with whom he is forced to repeatedly fornicate, whilst in the presence of his wife. The story goes on to say that "after an incredible number of such bouts, the poor man at last sinks to the floor utterly exhausted and disgusted beyond belief."

I say...awesome.

Ming said...

lol, that's funny. I think we posted at the exact same time.

Andi said...

Haha! Only at Walmart. It's always an interesting trip when I have to venture out of Targetland.

Andi said...

Aww, same-same! I miss you Min!

Kristin said...

hahaha. great minds think alike...or think wikipedia?

Ashley said...

Does this mean we're going to see "Succubus On Top," in the right hand column on your blog soon?

Andy said...

WOW! A possible book club recommendation?

Melanie said...

Is it sad that I actually knew what a succubus was without Mindy's Wiki definition?? I guess watching Charmed all those years finally paid off!!
There is just something about WalMart...

Side of Jeffrey said...

Bwahahahaha. I love that the word strumpet comes from succubus. My bro-in-law works at Wal-Mart, I'll have to warn him about the succubi. I hope I'm not too late!

Heather Anderson said...

walmart is one of those places I avoid at all cost and you have proven my reasoning is good... Matt knew the meaning before I clicked over to the comment page... figures he seems to know all that wordy kinda stuff LOL

Heather Anderson said...

I prefer mine on the bottom